I poop on the floor to be spiteful. When mommy doesn’t take me with her when she leaves…she always has a present awaiting her when she gets back!
Jax is a rescue pup we recently adopted. He loves to decorate and “remodel” our home and furniture.
Oh, that said Do NOT Eat?! My bad.
Quasar eats mom’s underwear, and Nova taught him how.
I like to eat Mommy’s shower puff so she has to buy a new one about once a week.
"When I think no one is watching, I like to go in the bathroom and blow bubbles in the toilet."
One dog is trouble, the other is anxious!
My name is Potato and I KNOW I’m not allowed to go under the deck. This is also not my first time getting stuck there.
I called 9-1-1 and Dad was fined $50.
My name is Chaco. Today I ate fabric and somebody had to pull it out of my butt with their hands. Shame on me!
"I like to sample EVERYTHING" Instead of stealing just one of the freshly smoked salmon off of the counter, Nellie decided to have a taste of each of them. It’s not too noticeable, right?
Oliver likes to go through my closet, pull out the fanciest clothes, wrap himself up in them and parade around the house.
When mom forgets to shut the door to the shower…I sneak in.
I tried to eat Jesus
Mavis loves the fake owl in our backyard. They spend a lot of time surveying the yard.