I tried to snack on some sandpaper while my dad was painting in our new home. What?
Lottie Lou stole an entire loaf of bread while we were gone.
Mushka is a 12 year old dog who knows better then to go counter surfing - she was courteous enough to leave me the three small slices I had cut off the large slab of cheese.
While sleeping in this chair, I peed. My mom also happened to be sitting on the chair while studying. Edison.
Just posing with my swag!!! Thanks Dog Shaming!!! Editor’s note: You too can win swag! We’re running our Mutter’s Day contest for a few more weeks.
I climbed on my mom’s desk when she wasn’t looking and ate her fish sandwich. I’m resting comfortably, and totally NOT ashamed.
"When I am displeased with the humans, I deliberately knock things down the stairs. (timed for maximum damage-bonus if humans are below >:-) )"
Every time Sweetie our 3 year old English bulldog gets her flea meds put on her she pouts for at least an hour.
Sam likes to join me while I work around the kitchen, and goes strait to the floor vent next to the kitchen table.
Sachi thinks everything is his to chew. If it’s on the floor, it’s his. If it’s on the table, it’s his.
When the delivery man from the Chinese restaurant arrived, I blasted past Mom in the doorway, leaped off the porch, and ran out, happily, to greet him.
4 days after being spayed, Osita gains our trust without a cone only to sneak away every chance she gets to nurse her wounds…not anymore.
We are still trying to housetrain Mop, so we bought the carrier for her to sleep in at night.
When my mom leaves me at home by myself, I find one of her Birkenstocks to eat.
This is Phoebe, a two year old Papillon. She loves to give French kisses and can slip you the tongue even with your lips tightly closed.