I must a-ski for your assistance!
I like to climb things and get stuck. Mom has to help me down EVERY time.
I live in the garage now
I live in the garage now because I smell like a skunk - Uno
I’m a tri-peed on your rug, sorry!
"I spitefully pee on the carpet if you try to take away my toys. -Beckett (P.S. I’m totally housetrained.)"
Oh, comb on!
Maggie ate Mama’s comb.
Down the rabbit hole
Took Minnie for a walk, but she ran off and went down a rabbit hole.
She needed a bit colour in her life.
I don’t always eat coloured pencils, but when I do, I poop RAINBOWS!
Glad I could help in the kitchen
Komali (Named after the Sinhala term used to describe ‘flirtatious wriggling’) took it upon herself to drag out the garbage all over the kitchen floor, just to make a point that she thinks the house looks like a dump.
Banana Bread Feast
My dog, Walt, got into a loaf of Banana Bread while I was out. Sign reads “I got hungry while you were out.
"I bullied our foster dog". Bo was not being a very good host to our sweet foster dog so he went to time out. I think he’s sorry.
Skilled in her old age!
As she’s gotten older, Sassy sometimes has accidents in the house so we started placing pee pads out just in case.
"I thought I could fly so I jumped out of a second story window." He thinks he is spiderdog
Fun on the beds!!!
I think its funny to pee on beds!!! This is Mr Chin and loves to pee on beds even if you are sleeping in them!! He just doesn’t care!
I ate mom’s brand new iPhone case, with the new iPhone inside!
Pick on someone your own size!!
My 6lb dog tried to attack a coyote and luckily my husband and neighbour were right there to save him so the coyote dropped him.
No shirt, no shoes, no purse, no service.
Banjo likes to punish mum for going out so he eaters her going out shoes and her going out basket.