In queso you were wondering, the dip was delicious!
I am Diego, your two different kinds of child-safety locks and loads of duck tape are merely small obstacles to the magic food box.
Two corgis for the price of one
It was like that when I got here
It was like that when I got home.
I’ve got my eye on you…
"I wanted Mom to only have eyes for me…so I ate her glasses." Nimitz Mom came home from a hard day at work to find her glasses in pieces all around the living room.
Double the shame
Dog: I snuck into the bedroom and ATE MOMMY’S PILLOW! Human: I forgot to shut the door to the bedroom!
Not armchair… BUTTchair
Ruby is a Great Dane puppy who - for some reason - LOVES to put her butt on the arm of this chair.
All your clothes are belong to me
I peed on my owners girlfriends entire bag of clean clothes…-Riley
Scrap booking Sparkles!
I ate a bottle of glitter and now my poop sparkles.
Not a very good dog. Our dog Stax is really a very good boy, except he kills things with stuffing.
Bowie is a french bulldog who eats leather, paper and drywall. He keeps the shoe repair guy in business with my bags and nice leather boots.
Where the pets GO
Luna decided to take a big whiz right in the dog food aisle of petco today!
The $10,000 meal
Lucy decided that her dad’s hearing aids looked delicious. It was a $10,000 meal.
I was trying to replace the empty roll for you!
Harry only eats toilet paper, paper towel, kleenex. And sometimes underwear.
"I got excited and tried to jump onto the bed but instead I hit mom in the face and broke her nose."