Dogshaming

Oct 01

We Ate The Puppet With Some Fava Beans And A Nice Chianti

"We thought Mom bought this puppet as our replacement, so we took care of it ourselves. We are so not sorry."

We Ate The Puppet With Some Fava Beans And A Nice Chianti

"We thought Mom bought this puppet as our replacement, so we took care of it ourselves. We are so not sorry."

Housewarming gift

Mom and I are new housemates in a house with other humans. One of them couldn’t wait to upload my cute self on dog shaming.com, so I obliged her by pee-ing on the bathroom floor.

Housewarming gift

Mom and I are new housemates in a house with other humans. One of them couldn’t wait to upload my cute self on dog shaming.com, so I obliged her by pee-ing on the bathroom floor.

Sep 30

Strollin’, strollin’, strollin’…

Bauer was curious around the baby stroller at the park since we are not around babies, or little kids much.

Strollin’, strollin’, strollin’…

Bauer was curious around the baby stroller at the park since we are not around babies, or little kids much.

If it’s Yellow Let it Mellow

I forgot to flush one day and when I went back into my bedroom there was a a soggy wad of paper in the middle of my room and drips of water leading to the bathroom.

If it’s Yellow Let it Mellow

I forgot to flush one day and when I went back into my bedroom there was a a soggy wad of paper in the middle of my room and drips of water leading to the bathroom.

Dietary Indiscretion

"I ate 10% of my body weight in barbecue and sandwich meat and the vet made me vomit it up.

Dietary Indiscretion

"I ate 10% of my body weight in barbecue and sandwich meat and the vet made me vomit it up.

Pumpkin Spice Col-latte

My dog, Josie, skillfully reached up onto the counter and pulled down the lovely pumpkin spice bundt cake I had spent two hours the night before preparing for some friends of mine, and ate the entire thing - all while I was in the shower.

Pumpkin Spice Col-latte

My dog, Josie, skillfully reached up onto the counter and pulled down the lovely pumpkin spice bundt cake I had spent two hours the night before preparing for some friends of mine, and ate the entire thing - all while I was in the shower.

Dogs are hard on the wallet, literally!

Dad got a brand new wallet. I ate it 6 hours later… I also eat cat poop.

Dogs are hard on the wallet, literally!

Dad got a brand new wallet. I ate it 6 hours later… I also eat cat poop.

Sep 29

Goat Bowls for Boozie

My name is Boozie and I am afraid of my new food bowls. She did not touch food or water for two days after I bought her new elevated bowls because I read they were good for Boxers digestion and joints.

Goat Bowls for Boozie

My name is Boozie and I am afraid of my new food bowls. She did not touch food or water for two days after I bought her new elevated bowls because I read they were good for Boxers digestion and joints.

Poop on a rope

My girlfriend does everything in her power, to save the corpse of Donald Trump’s rug as it leaves the behind of her loveable pug…

Poop on a rope

My girlfriend does everything in her power, to save the corpse of Donald Trump’s rug as it leaves the behind of her loveable pug…

Best chicken nuggets ever

Sign says: I eat chicken poop in the backyard. Best chicken nuggets ever! “Shame” is not in my vocabulary.

Best chicken nuggets ever

Sign says: I eat chicken poop in the backyard. Best chicken nuggets ever! “Shame” is not in my vocabulary.

Spoilers: Winter is coming

I didn’t want dad to get ahead of me in Game of Thrones, so I ripped up his book. …winter is coming…

Spoilers: Winter is coming

I didn’t want dad to get ahead of me in Game of Thrones, so I ripped up his book. …winter is coming…

Dog Spa

"I gave myself a therapeutic mud bath at the dog park. It felt GREAT!" Our Havanese, Riley, ran straight for the one spot of mud at the park.

Dog Spa

"I gave myself a therapeutic mud bath at the dog park. It felt GREAT!" Our Havanese, Riley, ran straight for the one spot of mud at the park.

Sep 28

I just love how it tastes!

"I can’t sleep without bed in my mouth :( ~Willie/Dog "

I just love how it tastes!

"I can’t sleep without bed in my mouth :( ~Willie/Dog "

Trolling His Sibblings

I steal the trolls and take their clothes off! Then I chew off their noses! :-(

Trolling His Sibblings

I steal the trolls and take their clothes off! Then I chew off their noses! :-(

Update: iOS 56, in dog years.

iPad is now in bits thanks to a certain smelly yellow labrador

Update: iOS 56, in dog years.

iPad is now in bits thanks to a certain smelly yellow labrador