Daddy get the shovel!
Stupid cat tricked me again.
But that was my favorite perfume!
(The mule urine was equally bad as skunk spray. Shampoos were no good.) Sign said: “I soaked myself in mule urine, my favorite perfume, just before attending a wedding.
Oscar trying to play off that we found the bread bag he so coy-ly tried to stash under the couch “I ate all the bread”
Tennis Ball’ing my eyes out at the repair costs
His tennis ball was stuck under the sofa and Bandit did his best to get it out.
"I bite my Auntie Jenn’s bum when she dances." Willis is a 4 year old Boxer who loves his Auntie unconditionally - except when she dances.
Wednesday, June 25th 2014.
It is so a book! I hope you like it!
Give me the treats or the sock gets it!
I steal socks and use them for treats as ransom -chocolate.
My Little Artist
I ate my mom’s expensive (non-toxic) blue paint.
I need to get something off my chest
"I took a dump on mom’s chest while she was napping."
Bad Boys, Bad Boys…
Buoy does not respect the authority!
Just charge it!
I stole mommy’s credit card right out of her purse. I am not ashamed. Shopping spree at pet smart?
Starch Raving Mad
When my mom was busy entertaining guests in another room, I ate half a pot of potato leek soup warming on the stove.
You look much better in 3D
I like to eat 3D glasses!
Alex cries alone in the bathroom
This is Alex my 3 year old dachshund. He uses his nose to go into the empty bathroom and then the door shuts behind him and he’s stuck inside.
Tennis Ball Alarm Clock
Almost every morning, my black lab/pitbull mix wakes me up by dropping her chewed up tennis ball on my face.