I get lonely
'I get lonely when Mommy showers, so I like to jump into them with her.' Of course Jasper doesn't ACTUALLY like to bathe and the few times he has managed to catch me off guard and get into the shower he has gotten so panicked he jumped into my arms and left claw marks up my body.
Zoe, the greatest actress in the dog-world
I lie in the bath and play dead when my human wants me to go out, so it’s too awkward for her to even lift me.
Shiba Survival Tactics
"I utilized my Dog-given rights to scavenge after the dominant predators had eaten. It’s called survival. I feel no shame."
Loud and Proud
"I bark for no reason….and since I’m deaf I have no idea how loud I am. <3 Aspen" He only has one tone of voice: loud and shrill!
African Grey Shaming?
"IT HAS BEEN: 000 DAYS SINCE I HAVE BITTEN ANYONE"
I let myself into peoples homes and scare the heck out of them when they return.
The gift that keeps on giving
I still smell like a skunk, and it’s been 1 month + several baths since “the incident.”
My Mom Found My Stash
Maddie is a 6-year-old Heeler/Pointer mix. Most days, we love that she’s incredibly smart; except when I find a stash of her antibiotics in the yard.
I was so excited when Mommy and Daddy came home from vacation that I broke daddy’s new sunglasses in one chomp.
Bailey our female American Bulldog is completely in lust with our male cat Jaykit Humps him frequently when he grooms her face ~ it’s adorable!
Cleaning up after the cleaner
Came home to find smeared poop all over my living room, a dirty robot vacuum, and a totally shameless pug.
Our stinky girl!!
The Grass is Always Wetter on the Other Side
I’m afraid of wet grass. (Someone’s paws are just a little too dainty)
This doesn’t bode well…
Dan and Miranda Diaz were overjoyed when they found out they were expecting twins! Weimaraner Payton and pitbull Sox weren’t as thrilled.
Congrats from the dogshaming family to yours!
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A Disgusting Reminder: pick up your things, kids!
The Vine family found out the hard way that backpacks don’t go on the floor.
Denise doesn’t mind George’s antics though, they love him to bits! Here’s George’s story (and the amazing family who adopted him!)
We adopted him when he was about three-years-old. He had been an outdoor dog in Northern Minnesota until his owner finally surrendered him to a shelter. The vet found bb pellets in his…
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