Free [sandwich for] Willy!!
I climbed on my mom’s desk when she wasn’t looking and ate her fish sandwich. I’m resting comfortably, and totally NOT ashamed.
This is why people say cats have no shame
"When I am displeased with the humans, I deliberately knock things down the stairs. (timed for maximum damage-bonus if humans are below >:-) )"
Shoo flea, don’t bother me
Every time Sweetie our 3 year old English bulldog gets her flea meds put on her she pouts for at least an hour.
Sam likes to join me while I work around the kitchen, and goes strait to the floor vent next to the kitchen table.
Who rescued whom?
Sachi thinks everything is his to chew. If it’s on the floor, it’s his. If it’s on the table, it’s his.
I terrified the delivery guy!
When the delivery man from the Chinese restaurant arrived, I blasted past Mom in the doorway, leaped off the porch, and ran out, happily, to greet him.
4 days after being spayed, Osita gains our trust without a cone only to sneak away every chance she gets to nurse her wounds…not anymore.
Prison Break: Carrier-Edition
We are still trying to housetrain Mop, so we bought the carrier for her to sleep in at night.
I love to eat Birkenstocks
When my mom leaves me at home by myself, I find one of her Birkenstocks to eat.
Le Loving Papillon
This is Phoebe, a two year old Papillon. She loves to give French kisses and can slip you the tongue even with your lips tightly closed.
Buster Doesn’t love your sock puppet
This is Buster. He is terrified of puppets. I think he actually believes that they are real. Real scary.
Me Da Cookie Monster!
Went to visit my parents yesterday evening. My mother, being the sweet human being she is, had a plate of at least a dozen cookies sitting in the centre of her kitchen table.
[noun] hates Madlibs
This is Okra. He was left alone for 45 minutes and found a book of madlibs that he apparently didn’t care for.
Pool open for the season…err…maybe not.
I just got a new paddling pool… and I broke it :( Roxy
I’ve been a part of my family for 10 years. So when Momma brought me over for Easter to see my human cousins, I was super happy.