I steal socks and use them for treats as ransom -chocolate.
I ate my mom’s expensive (non-toxic) blue paint.
"I took a dump on mom’s chest while she was napping."
Buoy does not respect the authority!
I stole mommy’s credit card right out of her purse. I am not ashamed. Shopping spree at pet smart?
When my mom was busy entertaining guests in another room, I ate half a pot of potato leek soup warming on the stove.
I like to eat 3D glasses!
This is Alex my 3 year old dachshund. He uses his nose to go into the empty bathroom and then the door shuts behind him and he’s stuck inside.
Almost every morning, my black lab/pitbull mix wakes me up by dropping her chewed up tennis ball on my face.
Supposedly, expensive Beats by Dre headphones taste good?! Now the cat can’t come and go when he pleases because the cat flap has been covered up!
I steal my sister’s toys while she’s at school. I lick the couch a lot.
Our dog accidentally let out a little toot and seemed embarrassed by it.
Caught red handed eating her bed :(