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Literacy no arf fun!

When my mom and dad came home today, I was so happy to show them how bad books are.

Literacy no arf fun!

When my mom and dad came home today, I was so happy to show them how bad books are.

Twinkies are not for sharing

I hate a whole box of Twinkies… not just ate them. I opened the box and ripped open each individual plastic package and then left the trash all over the livingroom. -Buddy

Twinkies are not for sharing

I hate a whole box of Twinkies… not just ate them. I opened the box and ripped open each individual plastic package and then left the trash all over the livingroom. -Buddy

Deck the yard with dogs of holy moly!

Tanner eats the
We need to talk. Please, have a seat.

I heard a loud crash from our bathroom and discovered our Dogo Argentino, Baron, had somehow managed to completely break the seat off of the toilet.

We need to talk. Please, have a seat.

I heard a loud crash from our bathroom and discovered our Dogo Argentino, Baron, had somehow managed to completely break the seat off of the toilet.

Birthday surprise!

Kinje (Havanese-Yorkie) woke me up at 3am on my birthday by puking on the bed. It was her third time throwing up in a week, so she went to the vet.

Birthday surprise!

Kinje (Havanese-Yorkie) woke me up at 3am on my birthday by puking on the bed. It was her third time throwing up in a week, so she went to the vet.

Escape From ‘Sam’ Quentin

Sammy is an escape artist, be it collars or fences, The electric fence around the backyard deterred him for a bit, but he figured out a loophole - digging under the entrance gate. FREEDOM!

Escape From ‘Sam’ Quentin

Sammy is an escape artist, be it collars or fences, The electric fence around the backyard deterred him for a bit, but he figured out a loophole - digging under the entrance gate. FREEDOM!

Baby toys can be downright scary!

His whole life, Kage was always scared of strange objects, ties, pens, paperclips, water coolers… list goes on and on.

Baby toys can be downright scary!

His whole life, Kage was always scared of strange objects, ties, pens, paperclips, water coolers… list goes on and on.

I’m giving it that “worn-in” look

I was painting furniture outside and left it out to dry. When I came back to check on it I noticed my dog Louie and peed all over it.

I’m giving it that “worn-in” look

I was painting furniture outside and left it out to dry. When I came back to check on it I noticed my dog Louie and peed all over it.

Indestructible Bed

Ha ha ha to your chew resistant doggie bed… Love you- Kya

Indestructible Bed

Ha ha ha to your chew resistant doggie bed… Love you- Kya

Do-nut blame me for this

My doberman, Kratos, got into my son’s bag of donuts. Only 3 or 4 were missing before he got them!

Do-nut blame me for this

My doberman, Kratos, got into my son’s bag of donuts. Only 3 or 4 were missing before he got them!

No Vampires Will Ever Bother You Again

No Vampires Will Ever Bother You Again

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I needed a breath mint, so I ate 2 heads of garlic. Yummy! – Brownie

Editor’s note: There is multiple differing opinions on the toxicity of garlic, but according to the ASPCA: “All close members of the onion family (shallots, onions, garlic, scallions, etc.) contain compounds that can damage dogs’ red blood cells if ingested in sufficient quantities.”

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The Palm Tree Bully

I like to pick fights with palm trees!

The Palm Tree Bully

I like to pick fights with palm trees!

Destroyer of personal boundaries

I’m a really great dog but I have a problem with realizing and respecting other animals personal space and understanding appropriate boundaries

Destroyer of personal boundaries

I’m a really great dog but I have a problem with realizing and respecting other animals personal space and understanding appropriate boundaries

Zoi had a ball!

Zoi knocked over a new bag of yarn, found the most expensive skein, and ran through the house with it.

Zoi had a ball!

Zoi knocked over a new bag of yarn, found the most expensive skein, and ran through the house with it.

Teddy, No!

My Maltese works with me in the Recreation Department in a Retirement Residence. She is adored, almost worshipped by the residents there. Until today.

Teddy, No!

My Maltese works with me in the Recreation Department in a Retirement Residence. She is adored, almost worshipped by the residents there. Until today.