My name is Chaco. Today I ate fabric and somebody had to pull it out of my butt with their hands. Shame on me!
"I like to sample EVERYTHING" Instead of stealing just one of the freshly smoked salmon off of the counter, Nellie decided to have a taste of each of them. It’s not too noticeable, right?
Oliver likes to go through my closet, pull out the fanciest clothes, wrap himself up in them and parade around the house.
When mom forgets to shut the door to the shower…I sneak in.
I tried to eat Jesus
Mavis loves the fake owl in our backyard. They spend a lot of time surveying the yard.
This is our 9 week old puppy named Bluebell that we rescued from the pound. He seems to poop everywhere but outside.
I woke up to this at 4:00 in the morning. He even ate the replacement lipstick, too. What does it mean?
Latin for “headache” I had to leave work early with a migraine headache. I came home to find that Pogo had chewed through the cord on my *brand new* pair of headphones.
Lillian is a typical Jack Russell who loves to get into everything. Her favorite thing to do is eat Chapstick.
Mom & Dad were cuddling on the couch & wouldn’t let me up so I took a GIANT crap right in front of them while staring them dead in the eyes.
Archie gets “upset” when he is left alone in the car, even for a few seconds…like when his mom gets out to pump gas….
I found my ball!!! …but now I have to sleep on the floor ;-(
I just changed my daughter’s diaper and then we laid down to nap. A couple of hours later we woke up to Tuck following us guiltily around the house.
My name is Oliver. I chewed up this couch cushion because I thought that I was cute enough to get away with ANYTHING! And I was right!