Smell my breath now
When we criticized Knightley’s breath, we did not know he would take it so personally.
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Cat Food Regret
I knocked the cat food off the counter and ate half the bag. BAD BEAGLE! (The indigestion is…
Two Muffins for the little muffin
My 5lb yorkiepoo decided to open a package of muffins behind my back. Each one has 5 grams of…
Look mom, I made fleece Swiss cheese
Cooper uses blankets like pacifiers every single blanket in our house looks like Swiss cheese. He…
Pizza Dog
Astral is a Labrador who’s getting a bit old in her years, these days she even has trouble getting…
Toy Thief
“I am currently awaiting trial for grand theft auto. Ive been ordered to pay restitution to one…
when we forget to put the trash in the garage
This is what happens if my family leaves the trash in the house
Toilet Toss
Threw my toy in the toilet. NOT sorry.
This is Dixie. She threw her toy bone in the toilet and I…
One Step A-Head
I’m Mosey the 11-yr-old Chocolate Lab. My mom came home and started unzipping me from my kennel,…
Passport Sabotage
“I didn’t want my mom to leave, so I ate her passport!”
Yesterday, I accepted an offer for a job…
Croc Hunter
My dog-sitter wanted to nap on the couch, she was encroaching on my space, so after she fell…
