"I can’t sleep without bed in my mouth :( ~Willie/Dog "
I steal the trolls and take their clothes off! Then I chew off their noses! :-(
iPad is now in bits thanks to a certain smelly yellow labrador
The first night with my new mommy and when she took me out to go potty I decided to pee on her!
The two only seconds mom keeps her eyes off me because we have to turn a corner, I find something yummy to eat and won’t stop eating till I finish it; avoiding mom all the time that it may require but acting tremendously guilty when I’m done.
Xollin had just gotten neutered so we couldn’t take him to the dog park for a few days.
Every time we go to the dog park, I see Luna, my black and white whippet, sniffing the ground obsessively.
Loquitur was excited to meet his first human friend, until it actually happened…..
"I pooped in my mama’s bed this morning, and she still loves me." Alice still gets to sleep in mama’s bed even though sometimes she poops in it.
I stepped in my own poop and schmeared it on my mommy. -Pema Our 6 month old Boston Terrier, Pema, clumsily stepped in her own freshly pooed poop.
Namaste. Archie ate a yoga mat that I had gotten for my mom for christmas!
The sign said “A nice man in a truck stopped to pet me. I jumped in his truck and gobbled up packets of saltine crackers.
Molly decided to go into the closet and eat two baseball gloves. “Dad, I just wanted you to play catch with me. XO”
"I was stuck in a tree, 80 feet up, for 5 days in 95 degree heat. When a lumberjack tried to rescue me, I attacked him."