Dogshaming
Boots told me to do it!

Jake ate Dora
I lied on my DNA application!

Four months ago we rescued a “border collie mix.” DNA came in yesterday. She’s 50% miniature poodle, 25% Pekingese, and 25% other varieties, NONE OF WHICH ARE A BORDER COLLIE! She’s a MINIATRUE PEKINOODLE!

I lied on my DNA application!

Four months ago we rescued a “border collie mix.” DNA came in yesterday. She’s 50% miniature poodle, 25% Pekingese, and 25% other varieties, NONE OF WHICH ARE A BORDER COLLIE! She’s a MINIATRUE PEKINOODLE!

I mu-stash you a question. Where are my socks??

I’m a sock thief! (Socks pulled from his “secret” stash)

I mu-stash you a question. Where are my socks??

I’m a sock thief! (Socks pulled from his “secret” stash)

Crate-training tray tryouts

Bad dog but still loved.

Crate-training tray tryouts

Bad dog but still loved.

Science project gone wrong

My dog is not allowed on the second floor of our house, so I was suspicious when I heard her sneaking down the steps.

Science project gone wrong

My dog is not allowed on the second floor of our house, so I was suspicious when I heard her sneaking down the steps.

Slow and steady wins the race

Cleo the foxhound gets chased around the house by the Echo the tortoise. Echo’s shameful secret is that she eats earplugs and then poops them out whole.

Slow and steady wins the race

Cleo the foxhound gets chased around the house by the Echo the tortoise. Echo’s shameful secret is that she eats earplugs and then poops them out whole.

Peeping Corgi

I like to look in all the neighbor’s windows and bark at them while they are watching television.

Peeping Corgi

I like to look in all the neighbor’s windows and bark at them while they are watching television.

Earthquake? Sound the alarm!

Penny thought the most appropriate method to alarm her sleeping human about the 6.1 earthquake was to jump on her face and let out the deadliest of farts.

Earthquake? Sound the alarm!

Penny thought the most appropriate method to alarm her sleeping human about the 6.1 earthquake was to jump on her face and let out the deadliest of farts.

I thought you said we were going out for sushi tonight

he ate my fish food and he’s not sorry

I thought you said we were going out for sushi tonight

he ate my fish food and he’s not sorry

I eat when I’m bored

I can’t help it if I eat when I’m bored. Me too, pug, me too…

I eat when I’m bored

I can’t help it if I eat when I’m bored. Me too, pug, me too…

Griff is our Little Liability!

"I’m perfect…But I’m so bad my parents bought a pet insurance policy!" Our white terrier rescue Ozzie has been perfect from day one, but our second rescue Griff managed to eat a pack of sugar free gum, a three pound bag of chocolate chips, a caffeine pill, a bottle of xanax, an entire box of treats, a bag of protein powder - and much more all within a few months!

Griff is our Little Liability!

"I’m perfect…But I’m so bad my parents bought a pet insurance policy!" Our white terrier rescue Ozzie has been perfect from day one, but our second rescue Griff managed to eat a pack of sugar free gum, a three pound bag of chocolate chips, a caffeine pill, a bottle of xanax, an entire box of treats, a bag of protein powder - and much more all within a few months!

King of the flop!

Would ya look at how many flip flops I ate this summer! Two of the same pair even!!! Yum!! No Shame!! - Max

King of the flop!

Would ya look at how many flip flops I ate this summer! Two of the same pair even!!! Yum!! No Shame!! - Max

Have legs, won’t travel

Bambam loves to go places, he just hates to walk.

Have legs, won’t travel

Bambam loves to go places, he just hates to walk.

Yom Kip-pup

My dog atoning on Yom Kippur

Yom Kip-pup

My dog atoning on Yom Kippur

Cat-astrophic dinner date

My boston terrier (male) humps my male cat at any given chance…….no shame in his game!

Cat-astrophic dinner date

My boston terrier (male) humps my male cat at any given chance…….no shame in his game!