I steal “babies” from the nice, friendly neighbour dog EVERYDAY. And I am NOT sorry. (and YES she DOES have her own “babies” but just CAN’T help herself!!)
"I like to lick mom’s deodorant off from her underarms" Apparently Kavi likes the taste of Lady Speedstick and doesn’t think her mom needs to smell nice.
Thank you for the new toy you left for me under your bed. -Charlie Miguel
"When I am home alone… I chew on our blinds… I know better! Love, Remi the Doberman Pinscher"
"Whilst counter surfing this afternoon, I happened upon daddy’s malt loaf and thought that it would make a lovely snack before dinner. I’m now making awful smells…"
Jack admits his fault to himself and to his fellows…with a little prompting.
I bark at nothing for no apparent reason at 2:30 in the morning. Abby likes to voice her opinion to the world right outside my bedroom window in the middle of the night.
I ate the last roll of toilet paper and I am NOT sorry! I will do it AGAIN! Love, Hobbes
Madison loves toys. She hates Hello Kitty.
I eat a little girl’s snack…so I “petted” my dog with a red marker.
Lil’ Man has been with us over 11 years and had to have two extraction surgeries because of his precocious rooting through the trash and eating habits.
Meet Flor the paper-eater! Her top two paper shredding items were a Continuing Education certificate that her dad had to turn in to the boss at work, and her mom’s friend’s book cover.
I allowed a dog at the park to pee on my mom’s leg while she was picking up my poop.
Peanut, the 8 year old mix, loves to chase bees, no matter how many times or where he is stung.
Caleb was so excited about the neighbourhood cat right outside our window…needless to say, there wasn’t a scratch on that fat head.