Jake ate Dora
Four months ago we rescued a “border collie mix.” DNA came in yesterday. She’s 50% miniature poodle, 25% Pekingese, and 25% other varieties, NONE OF WHICH ARE A BORDER COLLIE! She’s a MINIATRUE PEKINOODLE!
I’m a sock thief! (Socks pulled from his “secret” stash)
Bad dog but still loved.
My dog is not allowed on the second floor of our house, so I was suspicious when I heard her sneaking down the steps.
Cleo the foxhound gets chased around the house by the Echo the tortoise. Echo’s shameful secret is that she eats earplugs and then poops them out whole.
I like to look in all the neighbor’s windows and bark at them while they are watching television.
Penny thought the most appropriate method to alarm her sleeping human about the 6.1 earthquake was to jump on her face and let out the deadliest of farts.
he ate my fish food and he’s not sorry
I can’t help it if I eat when I’m bored. Me too, pug, me too…
"I’m perfect…But I’m so bad my parents bought a pet insurance policy!" Our white terrier rescue Ozzie has been perfect from day one, but our second rescue Griff managed to eat a pack of sugar free gum, a three pound bag of chocolate chips, a caffeine pill, a bottle of xanax, an entire box of treats, a bag of protein powder - and much more all within a few months!
Would ya look at how many flip flops I ate this summer! Two of the same pair even!!! Yum!! No Shame!! - Max
Bambam loves to go places, he just hates to walk.
My dog atoning on Yom Kippur
My boston terrier (male) humps my male cat at any given chance…….no shame in his game!