My dog ate my homework.
My name is chico and I have never chewed up anything in the house. My owners started this diet and only gives me a cup of food all day.
"Even though my cataracts are bad (I’m about 90% blind) I still wag my tail every time Mommy walks into the room!
Ronnie was unsure of his new baby brother. Click through to see how it turned out!
"I like to eat my own poo and bring it inside to share with Mum and Dad" Sherlock the Beagle
"I threw up by my mommy while she was taking a nap and licked her face with my puke breath while she cleaned it up." - Britney the Boxador
George has a bad habit of greeting people at the door with a whack in the crotch with his large and quite solid cranium.
I incessantly bark at nothing because my owner love the sound of my bark!
This is Jack. Jack crop dusts when his parents have company and walks away before it can be blamed on him.
When my mom starts to run, I sit so she can’t.
I left a turd in the backseat of the car right before we dropped it off at the shop.
I took a big bite out of a little girls subway sandwich when she petted me.. Is that a bad thing??
I ate 6 jalapeño freshly picked from the garden off the table. My tummy hurts and my farts are REALLY BAD!
Sawyer doesn’t appreciate all the money I spend on him, so he decided to attack my chequebook.
"I peed under the dining table while mommy was eating dinner so now I’m in time-out. XOXO Kirby"