Mom and Dad could have bout 5 replacements for me for the cost of the hearing aid I chewed up.
But they didn’t!
When our owner arrived home, two short hours before our human sister’s birthday party, she discovered we had eaten all 24 birthday cupcakes - brightly coloured wrappers and all.
We got fired from our dog sitter/walker. This our 3rd one…. I’m a jerk and go crazy with other dogs.
Harley has a serious thing for fruit. There have been incidents with bananas several times before.. healthiest dog I’ve ever met =)
Sarsen got a new ball for his Birthday, it didn’t last.
We often come home to find daddy’s dirty underwear in the middle of the bedroom floor and Barley looking very shameful!
When my mom is not looking, I drink her coffee, eat the entire cup, and leave only the lid.
Termite loves to hump stuffed pillows and toys. He will also cram them into his crate and growl when our other dogs get near it.
I like to dig holes after it rains. Mommy doesn’t share my enthusiasm.
(The grease still won’t come off!)
Charlie had a fun day at home chewing up my brand new pair of Jack Rogers sandals…but he didn’t stop there, he chewed up the window sill too!
Nova is a pit bull mix puppy that really does not like getting a bath, to the point where I have to pretty much get in the tub with her.
My daughter came to me crying because Tiger stole her fish and showed no remorse about it.
Marley turned 5 today and he still poops in the house!
I like to unroll the toilet in ALL the bathrooms if mom forgets to put me in my kennel when she leaves!!!