Dogshaming
I give your essay on the Hound of the Baskervilles a ‘D’, for DELICIOUS!

My dog ate my homework.
I (h)ate this diet!

My name is chico and I have never chewed up anything in the house. My owners started this diet and only gives me a cup of food all day.

I (h)ate this diet!

My name is chico and I have never chewed up anything in the house. My owners started this diet and only gives me a cup of food all day.

Love is (Almost) Blind

"Even though my cataracts are bad (I’m about 90% blind) I still wag my tail every time Mommy walks into the room!

Love is (Almost) Blind

"Even though my cataracts are bad (I’m about 90% blind) I still wag my tail every time Mommy walks into the room!

This is how we announced it on Facebook

This is how we announced it on Facebook

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Ronnie was unsure of his new baby brother. Click through to see how it turned out!

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No Shhh- Sherlock!

"I like to eat my own poo and bring it inside to share with Mum and Dad" Sherlock the Beagle

No Shhh- Sherlock!

"I like to eat my own poo and bring it inside to share with Mum and Dad" Sherlock the Beagle

Puke Breath

"I threw up by my mommy while she was taking a nap and licked her face with my puke breath while she cleaned it up." - Britney the Boxador

Puke Breath

"I threw up by my mommy while she was taking a nap and licked her face with my puke breath while she cleaned it up." - Britney the Boxador

Nutcracker

George has a bad habit of greeting people at the door with a whack in the crotch with his large and quite solid cranium.

Nutcracker

George has a bad habit of greeting people at the door with a whack in the crotch with his large and quite solid cranium.

The “Barker”

I incessantly bark at nothing because my owner love the sound of my bark!

The “Barker”

I incessantly bark at nothing because my owner love the sound of my bark!

Crop Duster

This is Jack. Jack crop dusts when his parents have company and walks away before it can be blamed on him.

Crop Duster

This is Jack. Jack crop dusts when his parents have company and walks away before it can be blamed on him.

Running buddy (kinda)

When my mom starts to run, I sit so she can’t.

Running buddy (kinda)

When my mom starts to run, I sit so she can’t.

Smell my shame

I left a turd in the backseat of the car right before we dropped it off at the shop.

Smell my shame

I left a turd in the backseat of the car right before we dropped it off at the shop.

You weren’t sharing your sandwich?

I took a big bite out of a little girls subway sandwich when she petted me.. Is that a bad thing??

You weren’t sharing your sandwich?

I took a big bite out of a little girls subway sandwich when she petted me.. Is that a bad thing??

The Ring of Fire

I ate 6 jalapeño freshly picked from the garden off the table. My tummy hurts and my farts are REALLY BAD!

The Ring of Fire

I ate 6 jalapeño freshly picked from the garden off the table. My tummy hurts and my farts are REALLY BAD!

Money Hungry Pooch

Sawyer doesn’t appreciate all the money I spend on him, so he decided to attack my chequebook.

Money Hungry Pooch

Sawyer doesn’t appreciate all the money I spend on him, so he decided to attack my chequebook.

Curb your Kirby

"I peed under the dining table while mommy was eating dinner so now I’m in time-out. XOXO Kirby"

Curb your Kirby

"I peed under the dining table while mommy was eating dinner so now I’m in time-out. XOXO Kirby"