Harry got a little rambunctious on a trip to Wal-Mart. Bad service puppy bit through his leash and ran after a Wal-Mart employee who was scared of dogs.
I rolled in crap and have the nerve to act angry when my Dad is giving me a bath. -Sam
When we take Louie out for a walk in the cold weather he fakes an injury to his leg to get carried back home.
This is my 2 year old baby Deuce. He is a Black Lab/Weimaraner mix who has a mischievous side…he had eaten a large hole in our laundry room wall and as soon as the new plaster had set and was ready to be smoothed and painted, he ate another hole.
I EAT POOP! It’s like ice cream to me. Mom hates when I help myself to my brothers’ soft serve machines.
Mommy took me to the vet because my stomach was making funny noises and I wasn’t eating.
"I rip the dog door off and chew on it." - Scrapple. This is the second door Mom bought before she realized Scrapple would just keep chewing them.
I spent two days frantically looking for my chequebook. She did not chew it up, not a mark on it, guess she was going shopping.
Hi. My name is minion and I have stinky room clearing gas.
"Yes Mom, I am IN my bed!" Simon took "getting in bed" a little too literal. Time to buy yet another new pet bed for him!
I won’t eat my dog food because I know there’s leftover turkey in the ‘fridge.
I peed on my brothers head while he was smelling something on the ground…and as if that weren’t bad enough….he had to get a bath!!! Hee hee
2 days before my 60th birthday party, my lovely Daisy decided on a hearty meal of my party shoes.
"I’m sorry, did you want to sit here?" Sometimes Simon gets a little chilly, but the inside of the couch cushion is toasty!
Dad thought I was ready to be left alone, Mom did not. Mom was right! (But that shoe sure tasted great!)